She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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