For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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