Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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