spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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