yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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