Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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