Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....