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(618): View more from Illinois

id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego

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(302): View more from Delaware

He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"

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(631): View more from New York

I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.

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(520): View more from Arizona

I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.

(520): View more from Arizona

Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows

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(651): View more from Minnesota

MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?

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