my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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