It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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