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• (571): View more from Virginia

  So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke

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• (925): View more from California

  is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?

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• (916): View more from California

  No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night

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• (805): View more from California

  I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste

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