People in love make me want to vomit
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
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i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
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I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.