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• (540): View more from Virginia

  My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?

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• (254): View more from Texas

  There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.

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• (646): View more from New York

  congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism

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  cool. same. I'm in class drinking

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  NOT OKAY

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  sorry for partying

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  THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS

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• (818): View more from California

  You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.

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  Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.

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• (559): View more from California

  He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.

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• (415): View more from California

  I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  When was the last time you wore pants?

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  Time is relative.

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  And pants are optional.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence

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