This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
