is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Is Oprah even human
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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