You work out of a Hotel?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
tell me about the eggs
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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