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(810): View more from Michigan

none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...

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(604): View more from British Columbia

fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this

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(785): View more from Kansas

There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better

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(303): View more from Colorado

No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos

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