You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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