Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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