I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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