they need to just BURY HIM!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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