I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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