Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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