i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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