Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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