Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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