you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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