I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You don't make any sense
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