I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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