We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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