Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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