I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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