We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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