We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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