Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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