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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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