First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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