do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
