She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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