how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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