i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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