Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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