he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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