Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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