All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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