I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize
