erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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