If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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