He is such a slut. More and more my type.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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