JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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