I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
