I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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