is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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