She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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