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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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