Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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