I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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