ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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